Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:
Epic work story time:
I sell a group of five two beers and a water. The water turns out to be for April. Also turns out that April is wasted beyond belief. She was so gone, that she was holding onto my counter for dear life. I actually thought she was going to puke at my counter. Her friends aren’t nearly as drunk. April is trying to drink her water, when a friend says, “C’mon, April. I don’t know where we’re going, but we have to go.” Friend walks away.
You know how people slur their speech when they’re drunk? That’s how April was walking. So April slurs her way towards a pillar, grazes it, looses her footing, and slams some part of her chin against a wall. Hard.
April is OUT COLD. Completely unresponsive. I tell a coworker that we need to call security or medic. Lead calls them. Cops show up then the paramedics. Unresponsive, passed out April is carried away with a neck brace on a stretcher.
A janitorial lady comes along with some of that liquid absorbing powder TO SOAK UP APRIL’S BLOOD. 0_0
Dude, it wasn’t funny. It hurt to watch. The whole thing was fucking brutal. Like, oh my god.
And wtf kinda friends does April have?! Why would they let her get so wasted?
I don’t even know if April’s alive, that’s how bad it was. Hopefully, all she has to deal with is one hell of a hangover.